Last night, during our wholesome Wednesday evening, we made maple caramel popcorn and played scrabble. Virtute tried to play “ljxtqvs” on a double-word score. We told him that would be cheating, and he just kept saying, “You can’t cheat at anarchist scrabble”. He refused to play the rest of the game and instead just stared at Jenny’s popcorn.
diaries of a cat named virtute 